Moi: hey I found a guy on CL that makes sex machines too! Look, he put up some pictures.
My husband: Humm. Yeah. Yup, yup.
MH: I love you.
Moi: I love you too.
MH: Cheating on me riding another man’s machine.
Moi: What?! You would consider me, riding another man’s machine, cheating? You – who are okay with other men fucking your wife, but another man’s machine would be cheating?!?
MH: yeah. It’s one of those I cannot explain it things but my feelings would be hurt.
Moi: Wow. Okay. I would never have guessed. What if we just issued him a machine challenge: his best machine and rider against our best machine and rider. I mean someone else is actually making them, not from a kit!
MH: now THAT I can manage. You just have to get stupid about machines.
Moi: strange little man, but one of many reasons why I do love you. I wont ride another man’s machine. Ever.
MH: thank you.