Overheard at the Chateau:

red

Him: who the fuck did you kill in the shower?

Moi: Oh no one today. I perfected my blood recipe.

Him: You know most wives’ bake cookies. I like cookies. I like cake.

Moi: REDBUM *in my best Danny Torrance voice* REDBUM

Him: Jesus Mouse, there is something seriously wrong with you.

Now I have to go and watch something happy before bed.

Moi: or you could bake yourself some cookies.

 

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