Moi: What on earth are you doing?!
Him: What? I am just posting these zombie pictures on the zombie message board.
Moi: do I even want to know why?
Him: it will drive the dweebs nuts to know I have a chick that is all naked bathed in blood like a zombie. It’s hot. I love these pictures!
Moi: you know those dweebs are probably 13 years old right?
Him: yeah, unlike them I have actually touched boobies. Zombie boobies at that!
Moi: *sigh* boys… well try and play nice with your virtual friends dear.
Him: no way. I have a driver’s license and a Porsche, envy me mother fuckers.