Did you know that 33% of men have given their penis a name?
My husband’s member answers to Sir Edmund, though I did not name him myself, nor have I asked how he got the name, I think it is terribly Freudian. That cock definitely has some serious perverted mommy issues.
Together, PC and I, came up with Ulf – Ulf the Violator – for his.
I sometimes send Ulf text messages.
Sorry to admit they are in Old Norse, so PC has no fucking clue what they say.
I am certain Ulf the Violator does.