Respect the porn actress?

 

 

I was sitting at the computer last night – laughing, smacking the table top, stomping on the ground, gagging, yelling, screaming, screeching, pleading, and sometimes completely silent.

Yes – I was watching porn.

My husband walks over and asks ‘what the hell are you doing over here?’ so I showed him.

Now I have a talent for finding the strange of strange, I love nothing more than a freak show tent, two headed baby or girl with three boobs but it is not usually what guys want to see when watching porn; ruins the fantasy. I do have my limits, I don’t like it when people are making fun of the disabled and I am NOT into watching accidents or videos of dead bodies.

bloopersI like bloopers, I like it when a girl elbow deep in another girl starts to crack up – never taking her forearm out of her partner – and they both start to giggle. I think it’s great when props fail and the ‘actors’ have reactions. I like the delay in the brain, here are people naked and having sex and for some reason the last thing we expect of them is to have a good laugh when the chair gives way half in to DP.

What I like even more are the meltdowns, the behind the scenes or before interviews – some of these women are too dumb to even make porn. Certainly I should be uncomfortable with what is being said, it is a sad thing to see a grown woman, naked on the couch, explaining how she has been having sex since she was 8 because she was molested but then I think – don’t they want me to stare?!

And then I have to ask myself why is it anyone would do this, why would they do THIS and then freak out, throw a fit and demand respect from these assholes filming and fucking them. Girls will get up in the middle of a shoot because someone slapped them but being ass raped by 4 homeless guys was not what was degrading, the slap was? I mean I cannot help but laugh sorry, I am sure they all have dreams of being a Vivid girl but do they know where they are?

I was watching a video of a shoot at a sorority house – these young men are calling the girls names, shouting out orders to the guys and when one of the men goes a bit soft, the whole group of them pick up on the fact and bring the taping to a halt. Okay I get it, hard to keep a hard on in a room of assholes but umm you are in a room of asssholes you knew this!

Naked, this guy then proceeds to threaten the room of young men ‘I’m an ex Navy Seal I will fuck you up’ and it took only one young man, in his jersey to step up and say ‘yeah well now you are making porn with a limp dick. What?! You going to ex navy seal all our asses? There are 80 of us and one of you, dude get fucking real’

First time I ever had to agree with a frat boy. I mean did he actually just try to intimidate them, naked and with a shrinking weapon and try to gain respect? The camera man follows the actors out into the parking lot as they then proceed to express what assholes these guys are, how horrible it was, and how they were violated.

I am pretty sure I was not the only watching this thinking ‘umm this is after all what you do’ hell one director actually asked a model on his couch why she didn’t get a job, she replies that ‘I like to have sex, this is a job’ and his voice comes loud and clear ‘No you don’t. No one likes to fuck for money’ and the model then shakes her head no. ‘this isn’t a job sweetheart this isn’t a career, just because you let your boyfriend and his friends use and abuse the fuck out of you doesn’t mean you should go and make porn’

Wisdom for the fucking porn producer?! Seriously?!

My husband, watching the video screen horrified at what he is seeing – perhaps more so that I took such great pleasure in it all – just shook his head and said there is surely something wrong with me. I laughed, with me? These women are doing this to themselves, they are asking for it, I mean shit look at this – you have to ask yourself it is worth the 300 dollars. They want me to watch them!

Might be why I read so many blogs, there are people out there doing this kind of shit for free, using each other and being used, they do it to themselves, and they write it out because they want to be watched. Bloggers the new freak show tent occupants and I am watching; laughing, smacking the table top, stomping on the ground, gagging, yelling, screaming, screeching, pleading, and sometimes completely silent.

 

2 comments on “Respect the porn actress?

  1. kdaddy23 says:

    I think had I been watching what you were watching, I would have hurt myself laughing because, as I’ve heard it said, it’s always funny when it happens to someone else. Why do they do this and then freak out? It’s probably because even though they’re fucking for a paycheck, they believe that they should be treated with great dignity and with the utmost respect, like they’re some Emmy/Oscar best actress winner or something. Meryl Streep gets that kind of respect but Mindy from Bumfuck, Iowa, trying to make in porn just ain’t got a pussy that good… and girls like her are dime a dozen.

    I think it’s sad… but it’s pretty damned funny, too.

    • Pyx says:

      I know I couldn’t do it – being a stunt cunt requires a certain something however that something isn’t special.

      Oh it was so funny and on this particular site, shit only got worse afterwards and I just got to laughing harder.

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