D: I have something to tell you and I don’t want to lie about it.
D: when you cut my hair like this, all the women at work rub my head.
D: I just wanted you to know. I didn’t want to not tell you.
Pyx: Does it bother you that they do?
Pyx: do you get a hard on or something?
Pyx: Oh sweety, I absolutely love you – I find you terribly handsome.
Did you think for a moment that I dress you, cut your hair and buy your cologne not expecting them to sniff you and rub your head or check you out? I want them too!
D: I had no idea it was a part of a bigger plan.
Pyx: I think you should let me shave your balls!
D: Fuck off.