A very large diesel truck pulls up with 3 women inside.
Ladies: does he have a girlfriend?
Pyx: I’m sorry, say again.
Ladies: Does Zeke have a girlfriend.
Pyx: Oh I thought you meant my husband I was about to put him in the back of your truck. No Zeke does not have a lady friend.
Ladies: he needs one!
Pyx: You sure? He looks awfully serene there by himself.
Ladies: Yes he does, for sure. We drive by every week and see Zeke, it is time for him to have a gal.
Pyx: Well I tell you what, we will find him a girl, but you have to stop back and name her.
Ladies: Oh we will that would be so cool!
I didn’t have the heart to tell them that my husband made Zeke as a zombie target and I use him to practice throwing knives.