Actually everything becomes strategic with a teenager in the house. I am very much loving the company but my usual routine is on hold – life and reality are well worth the wait but that also means sex. Not that D has even tried having sex with me since my niece’s arrival but I am not entirely sure he will either – normally we do not have kids in the house- so I am fully prepared of three weeks without.
I can understand how parents might find it difficult to grab a moment when they can but that is balanced with it being all the more important to do so; having to make the time, plan the time, because it does matter.
We managed to clear the chateau of most sexual evidence: sex machines are tucked away in closets, under bed restraints are removed, all adult picture folders are on the external hard drive but the one thing I did not remove were the wall hardware in my old playroom. It is kind of funny though, they work great for hanging things on!
It was not that long ago subtlety was required but around here there has been no need to hide everything – I of course accidentally left my messenger on and the first message to pop through read: you owe me a blowjob.
Mind you as I walked my niece through the house to show her were everything is – the medicine cabinet proved poignant as she casually stated: There is Vaseline, everything will be fine! Sometimes they do not even know why they are funny, teenagers… this is going to be a great couple of weeks.