A: want to come to the hunting cabin with me?
Pyx: what are you hunting?
Pyx: Ah I see the ultimate sport!
A: I figure I might talk you into wearing some antlers and leave you to run around in the woods hiding. I will give you a head start before I overrun you, tie you up and field un-dress you.
Pyx: The deer never wins – what a perfect relationship analogy.