I might have to start a new category of just ugly and stupid sex toys – the things they want us women to put in our bodies and the beliefs they want us to buy into.
I of course found this on the Huff and the purpose of this toy: third level orgasm.”The main shaft with multiple pleasure bumps target your G-Spot directly, while the outer arms target the sensitive inner clitoris” Yours for only $106.oo
What the hell is a third level orgasm you might ask because I did. Well do not panic guys and gals I have done some of the work for you. A third level orgasm is explained thus:
“When two people come together to make love, it is through orgasm that they can feel an even deeper merging and oneness of being. They are in an expanded state of loving in which there are no boundaries. […] Of course the level reached will vary from orgasm to orgasm […] the alignment and openness between two people making love, or alignment with yourself if self-pleasuring, and the level that the energy reaches through the chakras”
Now you really have to ask yourself if you want to have a fourth level anything with a vibrator. I am not into Tantric’osity type sex, I think if you are that is wonderful but if the emphasis is on being with someone and deeper connections – have we become so alienated from each other that now it is acceptable to achieve oneness with ourselves? Come on! I do not believe the Metis Deer tribe that is attributed with this ultimate love guide was talking about rubbing one out in the creepee teepee.
Want to help women achieve some sexual confidence and experience ultimate freedom of body, mind and soul, and become one with their surroundings and partner on a spiritual level: WHERE THE HELL IS MY MALE FORM OF ORAL BIRTH CONTROL!
So for your ultimate one’ness pleasurable journey of spiritual satisfaction while reading my blog, enjoy the following:
First Level of Orgasm: At this level there is a moderate amount of physical satisfaction, but no real spiritual or heart connection. A desire to be held, cuddled and talked to may arise or a desire to be left alone. Your mind can be either talkative or shut-off. During orgasm there are involuntary contractions.
Second Level of Orgasm: At this level there is more physical satisfaction, release and balancing and the beginning of a spiritual and heart connection. There is a desire to give and nurture. This experience can be more meditative. The body is glowing, flushed and tingling.
Third Level of Orgasm: At this level there is much more fulfillment and connection in all aspects of our beings. There is a desire to give, stroke, cuddle and you may find yourself laughing. There is a wonderful camaraderie and joy in being together. You may find yourself moving into a dream state, then become talkative. The body is humming and vibrating.
Fourth Level of Orgasm: At this level there is a complete fulfillment and merging of all aspects of our beings. You may experience bliss and love for all, an open, pure heart/love-light connection to the Allness of life. You may find a cohesion with your partner and a merging of your energies.
Anyone else feel all these things while eating a really good steak or is it just me?