No, I am not saying that I can, however I was watching porn last night and I distinctly get the impression that some of these people have gone over the edge to top one another and wonder if that is the pleasure in doing some of the things they do.
If I am not offended, laughing and gagging – it is not good porn. I am a fan of the freak show tent side of life!
I say that because I don’t want you to think that I am watching the airbrushed and Vaseline heavy lens type of ‘love’ making that is available out there because I’m not. Sex for me is a full body contact sport so naturally the porn that I watch tends to reflect some rather odd or impressive feats of physical ability depending on how you look at porn.
What can I say, I will give a standing ovation at my computer and salute the people in the video who have managed to make me feel ‘normal’. Hey if you want your prized pittbull to fuck your woman (as she calls out OH REX YES!) and have the audacity to try and pull him off before he is finished, you deserve to lose that hand. Bravo fucktards and thank you for posting the video.
I am of a particular age where I lived a life before the internet, around the age of 26 is when I had a computer and dial up installed in the house, so there is a progression to what I have seen out there. Human nature as it stands does not surprise me we do some of the dumbest things never imagined but I chalk that up to personal choice, and the execution of freedom and liberty.
Over the past ten years I have noticed the more extreme in human talents that border on the insane being posted for our adult pleasurable consumption. Do not get me wrong there are things that I will never do, nor do I enjoy watching, but I believe they have a right to be on the internet because I fear that someday what I enjoy will be deemed ‘unmoral’ and taken away.
So a woman might choose to fist herself (yay I didn’t know I could do that) and progresses to having her man double fist her to seeing what else she can stick up there. There is a monetary bonus when there are people out there that will pay to see it, so she might take video or put her cam on. Somewhere it seems perfectly logical, given that persons predispositions, to impress her audience.
35 Crayola markers – okay well they are tucked in there nicely but is it pleasurable or is the pay check what pleases her the most. I know not.
A toilet bowl brush – ouch, seriously? Don’t you like your pussy and want to keep putting things in there?
A wood bed post – okay how the fuck does that even cross one’s mind to modify…. Nevermind.
But last night I was prompted by internet fairies that suggest clips for me, to watch a particular video. The introduction seemed nice enough, pretty blond out in the woods with a few guys; I like outdoor sex and I like group sex, I hope it gets rough…
What I saw next had me watching because I was unable to calculate the reasoning behind it. The men cut down what looked like a small tree, maybe ten years old, but no sapling by any means. The woman took her seat on a large rock at a good height as the men approached her with the tree.
I shit you not.
The one guy looked at whoever was taking the video as if to say ‘are you serious? We are really doing this?’ and probably thought it was a prank but there she was legs spread open and awaiting wood. Literarily. And like watching a car accident happen in slow motion, there I was watching the end of the trunk be shoved into her body.
The only logical explanation I can come up with she is famous somewhere in her corner of the virtual world for making things disappear. I know that porn is created by demand that we humans, not just men, like to see others (often women) humiliated, exposed, used and tortured but for this to make any sense to me at all it must be done out of competition: I will see your crockpot and up you a tree.
I wonder what her gynecologist sees…