Female voice: Oh my, it is so big!
D: Yes I know, that’s what all the ladies tell me…
Me: what the hell? It is five in the morning what is going on out here?
D: Oh Oh Max, we have been found out; the wife is up.
Female voice: Should I fall in combat and you save me, how would you like me to voice my gratitude master?
Me: You have got to be shitting me.
D: What? I was watching a video on youtube how to pimp my pawn so she has all this cool shit now and can throw fire balls and lightning…
Me: can’t you just be normal and watch porn like all the other husbands?!
D: but look, I gave her your powerful arms and thighs; she is one bad-ass hootchie *winks
Me: seek help; I’m going back to bed. And turn that down …
D: At least Max lets me believe I am the master!!!
Female Voice: Have I pleased you Master?
Me: shut up Max! Don’t make me come back in there