Overheard at the Chateau



Pyx on the phone: … stage the steam is released … 34 000 rpm or 45? … wow seventy five percent is really good… contractually with an energy co-op one could negotiate … producing enough energy to sell back to the electricity firm… I know right… okay thanks for calling J. Talk to you soon.

D: Who was that?

Pyx: That was J, we were just discussing the new steam turbine at …

D: No. no no no.

Pyx: No? No what?

D: I am okay with some hot young man calling here to talk to my wife but it had better be about how great her ass is, how fantastic her tits are and how bad he wants to fuck her stupid but I will not have any of this energy law and engineering steam turbine talk going on.

Pyx: You truly are a freakish little man.

D: I won’t have it!

 Pyx: [ walking away ] Got it dear… tits and ass.



4 comments on “Overheard at the Chateau

  1. 'Tis says:

    LMAO!!! At least the man knows what he wants and has drawn his line in the sand! LOL

    T&A, T&A!! 🙂

    • Pyx says:

      One of these days I am going to give in and let one of these guys talked to me about T&A over the phone … but really there is only so much one can say. I was never good with the phone sex thing but turbine talk is hot.

  2. The Hook says:

    What can I say?
    Love is a strange beast.
    And a hilarious one.

    • Pyx says:

      I suspect there are more than a few times your lovely wife is met with such hilarity – okay and there are times we are simply laughing at you (our husbands). Love is a strange but so grand!

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