Him: just laying here in bed and was thinking of you, wanted to say goodnight.
Moi: that is sweet of you … wait you were thinking of me while laying in bed?
Him: yes I was on Pinterest and you came to mind
Moi: I have heard some really fucked up shit about what guys do in bed with me in mind but this takes the cake: I’m sure you can look those up on pinterest too. Sicko. What kind of pervert do you think I am. Go to bed!
Him: I love being able to get you all worked up.